Engadine Maccas

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Dear Department of the Prime Minister and Cabinet,

Scott Morrison appeared today on the alleged entertainment show "Kyle & Jackie-o" to "Clear Up one thing". That the thoughts of himself farding and shidding in his pants at the engadine maccas in 1997 has been hauntedly living rent free in his head, to the public knowledge at least since 2019.

I request, under the Freedom of Information Act 1982, all documents (yes, all types you have access to) relating to "engadine maccas" and "engadine mcdonalds" that the PMO has access to.

Yours faithfully,

Posty

Dear Department of the Prime Minister and Cabinet,

R u ok?

I know I’m a little bit early but what’s the holdup?

Yours faithfully,

Posty

FOI, Department of the Prime Minister and Cabinet

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OFFICIAL

Dear Posty

 

We refer to your email below, in which you made a request to the Prime
Minister’s Office (PMO) for access under the Freedom of Information Act
1982 (Cth).

 

We apologise for the delay in acknowledging your request.

 

The Department of the Prime Minister and Cabinet provides the PMO with
administrative support in the processing of FOI requests made to the PMO.
We have accordingly forwarded your email to the PMO for consideration.

 

We will advise you of future developments in this matter (PMO reference:
FOI/PMO/2021/042).

 

Regards

 

FOI Adviser | FOI and Privacy Section[]

Department of the Prime Minister and Cabinet

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Dear anonymous member of dpmc,

My “pmo” statement at the bottom of an email was a typo.

You see, ordinary Australians like me don’t really keep tabs on how many different offices the pm has. I thought there was one.

Please process this request as originally requested minus the pmo typo.

I will make another, separate request to the pmo.

Could you please advise the foi email of the “pmo” office?

Yours sincerely,

Posty

Dear Anon dpmc,

Also, don’t try to change my deadline as if it’s a new request, you’re already overdue. I addressed it to you and you didn’t even clarify with me what I wanted if there was confusion as the foi act states.

Yours sincerely,

Posty

FOI, Department of the Prime Minister and Cabinet

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OFFICIAL: Sensitive

Dear Posty

 

Please see attached a decision from the Office of the Prime Minister in
response to your FOI request 2021/042.

 

Kind regards

 

 

Senior FOI Advisor

FOI and Privacy Section | Legal Policy Branch

Government Division | Department of the Prime Minister and Cabinet

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One National Circuit Barton ACT 2600 | PO Box 6500 CANBERRA ACT 2600

 

 

 

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Johnny,

Jonno,

Mate,

listen up.

I'm requesting an internal review - further to support my claim:

My request is a valid request, and I am requesting simply any official documents that the DPMC may have that features the words "engadine mcdonalds" or "engadine maccas".

For all I know as example, there may be copious complaints forwarded from the Minister for Water, Property and Housing having to deal with severe blockages in the engadine mcdonalds region in 1997 post the sharks game. I wouldn't know, because you wouldn't confirm or deny their existence.

If you don't have any documents that feature this, just say you don't have them. I'm not after party political documents or any of that claptrap. As you know the FOI act states that my reasons for requesting material are irrelevant. Be a good public servant and be frank and fearless and bloody learn to use your outlook and file search functions.

You either have the documents, or you don't. Don't try this on.

Believe me, I don't want this to have to drag on any longer than you do, get on with it.

Also i found the pmc email, even though you didn't actually answer me, thanks for nothing.

Yours sincerely,

Posty

FOI, Department of the Prime Minister and Cabinet

OFFICIAL
Dear Posty

Under the Freedom of Information Act 1982, there is no internal right of review over the decision of a Minister.

You only have the right of external review to the Information Commissioner and this request is already the subject of a review to the Information Commissioner.

Kind regards

Senior FOI Advisor
FOI and Privacy Section | Legal Policy Branch
Government Division | Department of the Prime Minister and Cabinet
 FOI Team (02) 6271 5849
 [DPMC request email]
 www.pmc.gov.au
One National Circuit Barton ACT 2600 | PO Box 6500 CANBERRA ACT 2600

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